Why Bush is Pro-Environment

I was thinking last night, like one does, and it occurred to me that all this talk about Bush and our Administration being anti-earth is a load of hooey. I mean, think about it. We're overpopulation the earth at a terrible rate. Some would look at far reaching solutions like encouraging people not to have children, or to have fewer children. This isn't a very Christian attitude though (or at least not Catholic or Mormon). Bush and his earth loving friends have a much better option: wage lots of wars and kill lots of people! With all these people dying of war, and the resulting poverty and famine that are sure to come along with it, it's bound to give the earth a little breathing room.

Same thing with Global Warming. They say that it's not happening, like they've been saying for the last thirty years, but they know that it is. But they also know that if they accelerate the process, the earth will just kill most of us off anyway and then our reduced numbers will allow the earth to reach equilibrium again. Since most of those who die will be poor, it doesn't really matter anyway. It isn't like the rich will be too terribly damaged. Those with money and power can just buy property that is still habitable and move there! Besides, with the continued growth of technology, people with resources will be able to adjust comfortably to the New, Improved Earth Lite.

So let's stop all this bashing on our leaders. They're looking out for the Earth in their own way, after all.